Hopefully we know each other a little better now that you’ve seen some of my work and read the condensed version of my life story on my “About” page. It is however, unfortunate that we could not have met in person, I’m sure you would have been impressed by my beard. At any rate, let’s take this to the next level. Feel free to reach out to me via electronic mail, dialing me up, texting me, morse code–whatever. What is important is that we get started on your project stat. A solution to your problem is next on my to-do list…in addition to consuming a large Diet Pepsi.
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